Bacon has been proven to come from dairy unicorns found in central america.
It has also been proven to cure cancer
also studies have shown that 89% of americans that inject liquidized bacon fat into their bloddstream hav eseen results in some way.
why the fugg cant i type as fast as justin??? D: Because im better with my fingers xD
Bacon increases eye hand coordination.
Only absolute idiots and bafoons do not love bacon. We shall reign. We are the bacon-lovers. There shall be peace and tranquility within us. We must not battle among ourselves, or our numbers shall fall. We must save ourselves to push back the real enemies. THE VEGETARIANS. They have been a threat to meat-lovers everywhere for centuries. I am surprised we have not destroyed them yet. We must form and alliance with all the other meat-lovers of the land. WE in particular must use our online skills to push them back. The internet is powerful, very, very powerful. We can do great things here, and we must. Anyone who doesn't help shall be shunned. They shall lose ranks in this war. They shall lose friends. Everybody needs to pitch in. I mean it.
Bacon was first created by God, the god of God. He decided that perfection was be allowed on Earth; first referred to as "The land of non-pork products." However, this plight was soon ended, as God created Thor, who in turn, created, Baco. Baco was the most merciful and most epic of gods. He not only gave us the pig, but he also gave us the pork products, allowing us to create bacon.
I FRICKIN LOVE BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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