'''Bacon''' is a popular form of fried ham, as well as a god in pig form. Bacon is often served with breakfast meals. It is also used as flavoring in bean dishes, and can be found in hamburgers.
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Lean bacon is a designation used in regard to the fat content of a meat product containing 10% or less of fat.
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== The History of Bacon ==
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Bacon was first created by God. He decided that perfection was to be allowed on Earth; first referred to as "The land of non-pork products." However, this plight was soon ended, as God created Thor, who in turn, created, [[Baco]]. Baco was the most merciful and most epic of gods. He not only gave us the pig, but he also had a son named Bacon. Humans didn't create bacon (food) though. It was Bacon himself who sacrificed his body in order to sustain peace and happiness on Earth! Magic alien gods brought down pigs from the heavens, and sacrificed them for our amusement. However, as we started to go hungry, we ate the sacrifices instead. It made more sense to eat the sacrificial pigs. The god Baco soon got angry that we were eating from his sacrifice, so he removed all bacon from the world. The bacon lovers on Earth forgot how to control flooding in rivers, which created a flood. The only survivor was a man named Noah, who revived the bacon spirit.
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[[File:800px-Bacon.jpg|thumb|Back bacon]]
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== Types of bacon ==
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* [[Back Bacon]]
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* [[Canadian bacon]]
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* [[Guanciale]]
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* Irish Bacon (See [[Back Bacon]])
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* [[Pancetta]]
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* [[Speck]]
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* [[Streaky Bacon]]
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* [[Turkey bacon]]
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== Bacon Related Stuff ==
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* [[File:Crispy_bacon_1-1-.jpg|thumb|MMMM.... Bacon]][[Bacon History|The history of bacon]]
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* [http://www.cellpig.com/pig-infographic Why pigs are awesome]
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You can't argue with logic.
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=='''Bacon-ism'''==
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* Bringing home the bacon
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* The Bacon Profit
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* Bacon Commandments
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* History of Bacon
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* Oddessy Games
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* Lord of the Bacon
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[[File:Cooked_Bacon.jpg|thumb|Cooked Bacon. Its making me hungry just looking at it....]]
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Revision as of 03:02, 10 March 2014
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Bacon is a popular form of fried ham, as well as a god in pig form. Bacon is often served with breakfast meals. It is also used as flavoring in bean dishes, and can be found in hamburgers.
Lean bacon is a designation used in regard to the fat content of a meat product containing 10% or less of fat.
Bacon was first created by God. He decided that perfection was to be allowed on Earth; first referred to as "The land of non-pork products." However, this plight was soon ended, as God created Thor, who in turn, created, Baco. Baco was the most merciful and most epic of gods. He not only gave us the pig, but he also had a son named Bacon. Humans didn't create bacon (food) though. It was Bacon himself who sacrificed his body in order to sustain peace and happiness on Earth! Magic alien gods brought down pigs from the heavens, and sacrificed them for our amusement. However, as we started to go hungry, we ate the sacrifices instead. It made more sense to eat the sacrificial pigs. The god Baco soon got angry that we were eating from his sacrifice, so he removed all bacon from the world. The bacon lovers on Earth forgot how to control flooding in rivers, which created a flood. The only survivor was a man named Noah, who revived the bacon spirit.
