aka Beric Dondarrion

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  • Porterfield

    "Everything is better with bacon." - Rachel (Actress pretending to work at KFC)

    "No argument here Rachel." - Narrator of the commercial below, and everyone on the Bacon Wiki.

    Ok, so maybe KFC's commercial for their new Cheesy Bacon Bowl doesn't make the most creditable claims. They say it "might be the world's best tasting full meal", which is a clear load of bunkum. However, the addition of bacon to their Famous Bowl (mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, fried chicken and cheese) to make it a Cheesy Bacon Bowl takes this meal about 10,000 places up the "World's Best Tasting Full Meal" rankings. The ideology behind this advertisement rings truer than the old Sanders family dinner bell.

    When asked how to make the Famous Bowl recipe even more famous, …

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  • Porterfield

    It's easy to declare oneself a bacon lover, but do you truly qualify? Do you eat it for breakfast every morning? In your sandwiches at lunch? Have you invented at least 3 new ways to consume bacon? Do you frequently have dreams about surfing a giant bacon strip on a shimmering wave of bacon grease?

    You still may not be a real bacon enthusiast even if you answered yes to all these questions. True bacon lovers don't just consume, they represent. What I'm trying to say is, you need a bacon t-shirt. Someday there will be Bacon Wiki shirts, and even bacon hats, shoelaces, and ties, but for now, we must settle for regular bacon t-shirts. My personal favorite is the classic Donuts and Bacon 2008 shirt (pictured at left), but I'm not sure if it can…

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