FANDOM


So here I am, prim, proper and modest Muslim, ranked #18 on the Bacon Wikia... WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

Nothing, actually. My introduction to bacon was a long time ago when I converted to Christianity for the sake of love. Foolish, yes, I know, but I discovered the joys of bacon and, like an alcoholic, struggle every day with the delicious temptation.

Allah is merciful and has given me the strength of will to endure, but Allah is also forgiving and knows that it is the heart what must be pure... even if the arteries leading to it must be chiseled open.

I don't judge anyone over their love of bacon; it is my weakness too.

Let's be weak together and be happy for a while. :)

-SWS

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.