So here I am, prim, proper and modest Muslim, ranked #18 on the Bacon Wikia... WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Nothing, actually. My introduction to bacon was a long time ago when I converted to Christianity for the sake of love. Foolish, yes, I know, but I discovered the joys of bacon and, like an alcoholic, struggle every day with the delicious temptation.
Allah is merciful and has given me the strength of will to endure, but Allah is also forgiving and knows that it is the heart what must be pure... even if the arteries leading to it must be chiseled open.
I don't judge anyone over their love of bacon; it is my weakness too.
Let's be weak together and be happy for a while. :)